Themes that you like

cognitohazardous:

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you guys ever heard of weevil mcdonalds

peteseeger:

originalzipperalmondrebel:

tariqah:

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

manywinged:

manywinged:

growing up by the coast means that instead of crows on your roof you get seagulls and it honestly feels much more threatening

A line of 5 crows on a rooftop on a bright blue sky day.ALT

these are friends. guys even.

A flock of seagulls on a rooftop on a bright blue sunny day.ALT

this is a mafia family

krakensdottir:

talesfromtreatment:

This was 30 minutes of surgery time


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squirtle-daddy:

oated:

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just found out the “I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets” guy from vine is married 6 years to a man and does research into HIV and AIDS…

omg I had such a crush on him lmao

froginakettle:
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“itsanidiom:
“ benjamingecko:
“ whyyoustabbedme:
“  We stan!!!!
chaotic good
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There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired...

froginakettle:

archibaldtuttle:

itsanidiom:

benjamingecko:

whyyoustabbedme:

We stan!!!!

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chaotic good

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

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reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

Everyone go watch Dog Day Afternoon please please please it’s the movie mentioned in this thread it’s Sidney Lumet’s best imo and Al Pacino plays John and he is heartbreakingly good in it.

Not only have we always existed, but there have always been people who loved us. Never forget that.

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loth-catgirl:

girlfagging:

don’t forget to lose faith in everything this morning

instructions unclear, embraced the world with childlike wonder and joy

natashafromfallout:

mysharona1987:

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What a nice lady.

I’m only reblogging this because I want young people to see that these ghouls are scared of you showing up to vote.

sproutlett:

i’m realizing that i have so much time. i have time to grow my hair long. i have time to cut it all off and then to grow it back again. i have time to discover new hobbies and give up on things that no longer serve me. i have time to grow and change and travel and change my opinions and live differently than how i am now. i have so much time. take a deep breath and slow down

klapollo:

klapollo:

sometimes I see things that are so absurdly horny that it circles back around to being sexless you know what I mean

like when I see really horny art of female characters where the sexiness is so generic – their boobs are cartoonishly large and they have a waist the size of an atom and some vacant ahegao stare etc – I’m just like hmmmm this is so uninteresting and kinda repulsive I think I’d be more aroused by a tin can